This is the story of Tony, a man who loves chorizo in a world where bullies pick on the little guy. He suddenly decides to become the mysterious Meat Product Defender (a.k.a. Chorizo Bandit to everyone else who confuse him for a criminal) and embarks on a super-heroic career, but keeps his existence secret from the world at large.
Here's the origin story of the mysterious Chorizo Bandit, defender of the everyday elongated meat-product consumer. He loves chorizo and fights hunger with his sausage nunchucks, but his actions are always missunderstood. He's the hero Nerdonia deserves, but not the one it needs right now.